Pet photographer Jessa Lockwood has a problem, and his name is “Creepy Bruce.” After one misguided internet date, the guy turns into a stage-five clinger. Getting rid of him is harder than keeping dog hair off her clothes. So, what’s a girl to do when she runs into him on the street? Kiss the first guy she sees and pretend he’s her boyfriend, that’s what. Great idea, right?

Double-decker, she’s so screwed, abso-flipping-lutely wrong!

There isn’t enough ice cream in the world to melt away that bad decision. Especially when the guy she locks lips with turns out to be her best friend’s sexy-as-sin, loves-to-push-her-buttons brother, Chase. Still, she can fix it. Once she gets rid of the creepster, she’ll go home, lock herself in her bedroom, and never come out again. After all, what’s food delivery for, if not to provide sustenance to the terminally mortified?

Chase Maysen just won the lottery in the form of a dimpled blonde he’s had a crush on for years. Jessa’s always been off limits, but when her mom witnesses their kiss and invites him to an overnight family gathering, he accepts before Jessa can say no. She’s never considered him relationship material before, so this is his once in a never-gonna-happen-again chance to change her mind.

Now Jessa’s stuck between a rock and six-pack abs. She can’t get out of the predicament, but she can lay down some ground rules. Because seriously, if she and Chase sign a contract to “fake-date” each other, what could possibly go wrong?

Nothing, right?

Right?

The hottest DJ around, Emery Maysen’s morning radio show is the top-rated in the city. Everything’s going her way. She’s successful, has incredible friends, a great family, and is head over heels in love with an amazing man. There’s just one teensy, tiny glitch in her perfect life. The man she’s in love with?

She’s never actually met him!

Well, not in person, anyway, but semantics. You can learn a lot about a guy from a phone call—or thirty—he made to the midnight show you hosted. Apparently, everything except his last name … or phone number. Which makes finding him when you switch radio stations and timeslots about as easy as finding a safe hiding place in a slasher flick.

Things could be worse, though. She could be stuck on a roof with a tall, dark, and annoying police officer for a 24-hour radio promo. Oh, wait. She is! Talk about A Nightmare on Eagle Street!

As far as corny fundraiser names go, “Cop on Top of a Donut Shop” takes the cake—er—donut. But when Officer Gage Bennett learns he’ll be isolated with a certain maddening redhead he pulled over and can’t forget, he’s all in. Never mind the fact she hates his guts and drives him crazy.

But after 24-hours of being closer than a baker’s dozen, will they kiss and make up or tell each other to kiss off for good?

First grade teacher Laurel Shepherd is so fudged! Thanks to one too many wine coolers, she’s stuck completing a “Ten Things To Do Before I Turn 30” list made by her BFF. Ten things she never wanted to do … which is exactly why her friend chose them.

Laurel’s bestie thinks she needs to live a little and experience life. But boring is fine by her … as long as it’s dusted. She likes coloring inside the lines. So, she might’ve possibly—okay, definitely—procrastinated checking things off the list.

Well, guess what? She just hit thirty, and the list isn’t done. But will her pain in the popsicle friend let her off the hook? Sure … right after a unicorn slides in on a rainbow eating pie!

Ugh. Why did it have to be pie?

Don’t talk to firefighter Jake Lockwood about structure unless it’s one that’s on fire. Coloring outside the lines is way more fun, and he’s never had trouble finding women to hand him crayons. So, why is a good girl the one raising his temperature?

Jake shouldn’t agree to help Laurel with her list, but pushing her outside her comfort zone is something a bad boy like him can’t resist. He doesn’t do relationships because he knows they end in flames. Still, nothing says he can’t teach the teacher a thing or two, right?

Problem is, when the boxes left to be checked start running out, the questions begin piling up. Neither wants to be burned, but can she resist the bad boy’s charms? Is he finally ready for a relationship? Is she?

And what’s up with the pie, anyway?

COMING SOON!

Billie Shayne has been hired by hundreds of suspicious wives to find out if their husbands are cheating. It’s never been a problem, until now. When she starts falling for her latest mark, she’s torn between what she knows is right, and what she wants … him. Only problem is, he’s married.

Isn’t he?

Restauranteur Royce Montgomery is a confirmed bachelor. He’s been burned by love and doesn’t need a repeat. But when he meets his sexy new hostess, it’s impossible not to be tempted. And after he learns someone pretending to be his wife hired her, he has to decide … is setting the record straight worth risking his heart?

Can mistaken matrimony lead to love?